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Salty

I do art sometimes and I like deep sea creatures.
Jan 10 '19

honestlynatalie:

geographykhaleesi:

glumshoe:

My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”

HOLY SHIT

This is a Country song.

Jan 10 '19

caressthosecheekbones:

mitski-miyawakis:

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apparently at the golden globes, one of the women carrying fiji water unintentionally photobombed several celebrities and has gained a fanbase.

what do you mean “unintentionally” fiji girl knows exactly what she’s doing

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Jan 10 '19
lightshadowverisimilitude:
“ copperbadge:
“ acebycircle:
“ He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space
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If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we...

lightshadowverisimilitude:

copperbadge:

acebycircle:

He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space

If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.

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Jan 10 '19
yesterdaysprint:
“ Eau Claire Leader, Wisconsin, January 30, 1915
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yesterdaysprint:

Eau Claire Leader, Wisconsin, January 30, 1915

Jan 10 '19

coolcatgroup:

teathattast:

big pats

Why they do this

Jan 10 '19

bunjywunjy:

whamlastchristmas:

angery!

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

Jan 10 '19

cassandra-parker:

knock knock it’s odin the death god 

Jan 10 '19

(Source: lickkaballs)

Jan 10 '19

vavvo:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

Jan 10 '19

(Source: mielparaoshun)